WHERE THERE'S A WHIP, THERE'S A WAY . . .

 . . . To get a NON-STOP TICKET TO NOWHERE . . .

to go see Faster Pussycat just back from BABYLON . . .

You see - I saw the gig poster . . .

ON THE BATHROOM WALL,

and some graffiti . . . "For a Good Time Call" POISON IVY . . .

So, unless YOU'RE SO VAIN . . .

Get outta YOUR HOUSE O' PAIN

and go see Taime rock it at

The Reverb in Waterloo, Iowa this Sunday Nite !

( Come and have a drink with me . . . When else will you get to see a hard livin' rock band that's pretty shot from all those hard livin' rockin' years? - Fuckin' Aye ! )