Just build all the old ironheads . . .

. . . to look like this.  Every guy needs one.  If it's a big city, or a small little town.  For a quick flick through town, up the hill, down the alley . . . easy parking.  Park it in the garage, in the shed next to the mower, or lean it against the fence (with a blue tarp over it).  No battery.  No Problems.