Good Morning Morty !

Morty is like the coolest Official Shop Cat I've ever had. You can fire up your stroker Sportster and he'll stick around and watch. He kicks the ass of any other cat that even comes close to his block. Morty is a badass when he wants to be. He's real stocky, fast and strong for a cat. He gets a bird about everyday - and he likes to eat the heads. Mice, birds, rabbits, squirrels and even those fast little Jack Squirrels. Today he must have been cold in the shop, 'cause he took the victim into his cat house. Morty rocks - he's also the manager of this blog. You'll hear more from Morty later. Morty - the legend of the neighborhood.